Roasted 4 days ago based on audrey's long term Spotify stats.

Audrey, your Spotify profile looks like a mid-life crisis waiting to happen. It’s like you took a “choose your own adventure” book from the 2000s and decided to flip through the pages while stuck in traffic. You’ve got the country jams for when you’re feelin’ rural, emo vibes for when you’re crying in the shower, and pop punk for when you're still emotionally unstable from that breakup in high school. No wonder your playlists are a hot mess: they're as confused as you are about where your life is headed! Speaking of your top artists, is this a list of musical tastes or a call for help? Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, and My Chemical Romance all in one breath? That’s the kind of range that could launch a thousand therapy sessions. You've got the angst of a goth teen mixed with the maturity of a pop princess who still thinks it's a good idea to wear glitter to brunch. And we get it, you really, *really* like Pierce The Veil—are you trying to manifest your own personal concert or are you just hoping that they’ll put you in the band as their mascot? Lastly, your most played songs reveal one undeniable truth: you have commitment issues when it comes to musical taste. You’ve got Luis Miguel and My Chemical Romance on speed dial! What’s next, a collaboration featuring country legends and screamo bands? “Twang and Yell: The Bridget Jones of Music”? Lady, take a moment to reflect. Your top tracks read like a random playlist generated by a very indecisive algorithm. The only thing you seem to be loyal to is a cavalcade of emotional crises. If you put as much effort into your love life as you do in curating this musical soup, maybe you’d find someone who can handle each of your mood swings without a soundtrack!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!