Roasted 2 years ago based on Coen Edwards's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Coen Edwards—music connoisseur and walking Spotify paradox! You’ve got more genres than you have friends and yet, somehow, you still manage to be the life of the 'meh' party. “Permanent Wave”? Is that a genre or a haircut gone wrong? Either way, it sounds like a good soundtrack for when you contemplate why you still haven't upgraded your wardrobe since 2010. Your Spotify profile screams "I peaked in college," and frankly, your tracklist is so niche that I need a GPS to navigate your existence. If I had a dime for every time I saw you in your Radiohead hoodie, I could fund an actual concert. Seriously, your most played tracks list looks like a playlist for people who just want to cry in the shower while trying to remember their youth. You probably think you're edgy for listening to "Bodysnatchers," but we all know you're just one breakup away from penning your "deep" autobiography titled *Crying and Rocking Out*—with Radiohead lyrics splashed all over the pages like it's some sort of literary manifesto. Spoiler alert: It’s all just high school angst in retrograde. And how about those top artists? Wow, Coen, you’re really mixing it all up there! We’ve got the Beatles, sure, but your penchant for “Oxford Indie” and “Warbly Jets” has me questioning your life choices. I mean, nobody needs that many subgenres unless you’re desperately trying to seem interesting at a dinner party. Newsflash: throwing around phrases like “Madchester” doesn’t make you an expert; it just exposes you as someone who Googled “Best Bands to Pretend You Know” and hit ‘Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.’ Keep swirling that pretentious playlist while you mask your questionable taste behind ironic T-shirts, Coen. Rock on, my friend!

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