Roasted 1 year ago based on Nitzan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Nitzan, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. I mean, classic rock, art rock, and progressive rock? You really hit the trifecta of “I peaked in high school.” Your favorite genres list looks like a Yelp review for a hipster coffee shop, and the only thing more overanalyzed than your favorite bands is my patience when I’m forced to hear “The Dark Side of the Moon” for the hundredth time at a party. Your top artists are basically a who's who of musical depression. Seriously, Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac? Are you trying to relive the angst of a 70s divorce or just keep the tears flowing? And what’s the deal with "Lord Huron"? You do realize they have more songs than just "Meet Me In The Woods," right? At this rate, you're gonna turn your Spotify into an exploration of sad songs for sad people—oh wait, you already did! Don’t be surprised if your friends start showing up at your door with casserole dishes and awkward sympathy glances. As for your most played songs list, can we take a moment to appreciate the sheer absurdity? Five tracks by Lord Huron in the top spots? Congratulations, you've officially become the poster child for obsession. Want to spice things up? Try listening to something outside your narrow spectrum of "music that sounds good to 40-year-olds at a wine and cheese night." If I wanted to listen to someone cry about their feelings for hours, I’d just call you directly. But hey, at least your taste is consistent—consistent in reminding me why I’m happy listening to anything but your playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!