Roasted 8 months ago based on TAYO's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Tayo, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet created by a 12-year-old who's just discovered the joy of clicking “Add to Playlist.” Seriously, is your genre selection meant to impress us or are you just trying to find the most obscure tracks possible to sound cool? I mean, "Norwegian Pop"? What is this, an airport lounge in Oslo? It’s like your Spotify is having an identity crisis, desperately trying to be eclectic while ending up just confused. I half expect your next genre to be "Underwater Basket Weaving Beats." And can we talk about your top artists? "Ravington," three times? Was this playlist made under duress? Are we sure this isn’t a legal case of musical Stockholm Syndrome? Someone please call the authorities before this poor artist is held hostage in your ears forever. You’ve got legends like The Beatles mixed in with some mysterious artist named RETRIC – good luck finding their next gig since clearly, you've got them on repeat like you’re trying to boost their streaming numbers out of pity. Next time, try to diversify your listening habits instead of just retracing the same tracks like a lost dog. But honestly, your most played songs are a masterpiece of contradiction. "Tomorrow 2 (with Cardi B)" followed by multiple tracks from Ravington - are you trying to tell us that the future of music is just one dude with a mediocre soundcloud? “Gates of Heaven” by "Subaru Live Radio" sounds like the most existential crisis-inducing station imaginable—like it just plays ads for car insurance and late-night infomercials on loop. If that’s what you’re vibing to, Tayo, I don’t want to know what your playlist looks like during breakdowns. Here’s hoping you take some advice from this roast and diversify your jams a bit more—it might just save your ears from becoming a musical prison!

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