Roasted 2 years ago based on Hank Jun's long term Spotify stats.

Hank Jun, huh? Your Spotify looks like the playlist for someone trying really hard to be acknowledged as “cool,” but it just comes off as a jazz-loving hipster who can’t commit. You’ve got a love affair with saxophones and trumpets that probably rivals your failed attempts at relationships. Saying you love "Vocal Jazz" in the same breath as “Hip Hop” suggests you can’t pick a lane, much like how you can’t decide between being the next Billie Holiday or just a dude listening to Kanye in his mom’s basement. Your most played songs scream, "I am sophisticated," while "Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1" awkwardly waves in the background like a desperate friend trying to elevate your status at a dinner party. Seriously, Hank? “Candy” by Chet Baker makes a double appearance in your most played. Winning the “I don’t know how to diversify my taste” award, are we? That’s more repetition than a bad sitcom on a Tuesday night. And “Embraceable You” plays more times than you’ve been embraced in real life. Your artists list has more Miles Davis than friends, but who are we kidding? Even a ghost can’t stand being around you for longer than a few sessions of your jazz-infused life. With a mix of legends and one feeble hip hop artist tossed in for "street cred," you’re basically an existential crisis in musical form. Next time you want to flaunt your “taste,” maybe consider that just because you can play a smooth tune doesn’t mean you’ve got a smooth lifestyle. Keep vibing, Hank, but remember: jazz may swing, but so do your chances of being the life of the party!

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