Roasted 9 months ago based on Nico.gz7's long term Spotify stats.

Nico.gz7, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape for people who are stuck in a time warp—half your songs feel like they’re still trying to process Y2K! I mean, who knew the pinnacle of musical evolution would land us right into the arms of Savage Garden? Listening to your top tracks is like attending a party where the DJ ran out of good songs after the 90s, and now we're all awkwardly grinding to the sound of "Careless Whisper" like it’s still 1986. Are you trying to reclaim lost glory or just giving nostalgia a backseat ride through cringe-town? And let's talk genres—German Hip-Hop, German Indie, AND German Pop? Seriously, Nico? Are you just trying to prove that you can love the same disappointing sauce in multiple forms? Your love for Neue Deutsche Welle suggests you're either a hipster in denial or secretly collecting all the coolness you could never have in high school. Plus, with a sprinkle of Brooklyn Drill, it's like you’re on a Spotify treasure hunt that reached its final destination in a dumpster behind a hipster café. Congratulations! Honestly, your top artists read like a who’s who of “I guess, sure?” Akon and Eminem have been around long enough to be considered classic, but you’ve paired them with students from the “How to Make Music in Your Basement” course. Rosc? $OHO BANI? Are these real names or just the randomized sound of your keyboard during a late-night binge? Your taste is as mixed as a toddler's coloring book—and just as messy! But hey, keep vibing in your niche universe; someone has to keep the spirit of bad Spotify recommendations alive!

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