Roasted 1 year ago based on Mali's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, tonihmrl, your Spotify profile is like a poorly curated indie record store that's perpetually stuck in 2009. I mean, "Melodic Metalcore" and "Modern Melodic Hardcore"? Wow, I didn’t realize we were still scouting for the next Warped Tour lineup. The only thing crushing harder than your playlist is the dreams of every high school kid trying to grow out their bangs to fit in with the emo scene. Your listening history reads like a fever dream of rejected emo bands mixed with a questionable taste in German punk rock that even the Germans are embarrassed about. Let’s talk about those top artists for a second. "Stick To Your Guns"? More like stick to your mediocre playlist, buddy. And is "Scooter" a valid choice or a cry for help? You have been unironically jamming to a group that has turned dance beats into a form of torture. Meanwhile, "Lorna Shore" clearly hasn’t left the funeral parlor where they recorded their latest album—you've really embraced that dreary vibe, haven't you? And don't get me started on “Rainbow Kitten Surprise,” whose name alone leaves me wondering if you’re a hipster or just someone who stumbled onto a pun contest gone awry. As for your most played songs, buddy, it looks like you've been crying over lost love while simultaneously battling an identity crisis. "Cocaine Jesus"? More like "Caffeine Jesus," because it seems like the only thing you’re bringing to the table is a whole pot of lukewarm angst. Seriously, you need to pep up that playlist, because it sounds like you're two sad-ballads away from being eligible for a Hallmark movie deal. But hey, at least you’re consistent with your themes of melancholy and existential dread—maybe you can sell your streaming data to the next indie filmmaker looking for their soundtrack for breakups and bad choices.

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