Roasted 4 months ago based on Mahad Ali Khan's long term Spotify stats.
Mahad Ali Khan, huh? The only person I know who could listen to a whole playlist of Desi tunes and still manage to feel like they're missing out on some rogue bird sound from the Amazon rainforest. Your taste in music is so specific that I can practically hear you shouting “Desi” at every gathering like it’s your personal battle cry. I mean, if hip hop were a country, you'd be its self-proclaimed king with absolutely no royal subjects, spending your weekends scrolling through Instagram accounts of people who actually have a personality beyond “I love Desi Hip Hop!” Looking at your top artists, it’s clear that you’re on a first-name basis with Umair, ‘cause you've played him more than the people in his own family. Seriously, buddy, with a top five made of mostly desi artists, it’s no wonder your Spotify Wrapped looks like a typical day at a high school talent show. Let’s be real, the only alternative to your music selections is shouting "Eh, I'm unique!" while also being a carbon-copy member of a very niche fan club. The Weeknd is probably wondering how he ended up on your list and if it’s time to change genres just to escape your replay button. And those song selections? Wow, real groundbreaking stuff! “Jhol” by Maanu? Such a revelation! I bet you listen to that while trying to convince yourself that you have a deep and intricate connection to the lyrical content. The only felony here is the crime of having “love lost” as one of your repeated anthems. What’s next, a 'Sad Boy' mixtape by Mahad featuring all four minutes of silence in between the tracks? Keep rocking those Desi vibes, man; life's too short to have an original taste in music when you can just drown in the familiar.
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