Roasted 3 months ago based on arkaem75 amogus's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, arkaem75 amogus, the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis that you haven't even begun to experience yet. Seriously, your taste in genres is like a teenage phase that just refuses to die—it's as if you hopped onto the internet in 2012 and said, “Yes, please, I will take one of everything that sounds like a fever dream.” "Cloud Rap" and "Hyperpop"? What are you trying to do—summon a digital deity from an unholy combination of SoundCloud influencers and questionable TikTok dances? The only thing more absurd than your genre list is the likelihood that you'll grow out of it before you're 50! The fact that your top artists read like a cookout for the world's most niche hipster lineup is impressive. I mean, who even knew "smokedope2016" was a real artist and not just some kid with a cell phone and a bad Wi-Fi connection? Your Spotify could actually be a charity project for forgotten SoundCloud rappers! And Kanye West? A wild card addition, like showing up to a vegan potluck with a meat platter. At this point, I won’t be surprised if "Witch House" is just a euphemism for your cooking skills in the kitchen, conjuring smoke and ambiguous flavors that scare away even the bravest of visitors! Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Be Nice 2 Me” by Bladee is a great reminder that your self-esteem could still use some work—because it’s clear you’re trapped in your own relationship with your music library, and it's simply not healthy. You’ve got more tracks with "Yung Lean" on repeat than I'd care to admit; I half-expect an intervention soon just to save you from having your identity reduced to a walking meme. So, pop those earbuds in and prepare to get roasted daily because the only thing heavier than your music collection is the existential dread lurking in each track!
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