Roasted 7 months ago based on belle's long term Spotify stats.

Hey vaniss, your Spotify profile is about as diverse as a toddler’s crayon box — all flashy colors but no one knows what the heck to make of it! K-Pop, Noise Music, Turkish Pop? It’s like you walked into a music store, blindfolded, and threw darts at random genres. Honestly, if your music taste were a buffet, it would be a weird mishmash of items that no one actually ordered. I half expect a unicorn to pop out with a sequined jacket yelling “surprise!” every time I scroll through your top genres. And seriously, can we talk about your top artists? Stray Kids must be the only group with a whole underground bunker dedicated to your obsessive streaming. Your love for them is so intense that I’m convinced you’ve written love letters in glitter pen to each member, complete with awkward doodles of hearts and cats. You’ve got so many "Stray Kids" songs in your most played that I can’t help but assume they’ve actually infiltrated your daily life. Do you use their lyrics to get dressed in the morning? “Hold my hand”? More like, “hold my social life hostage” every time someone asks for some variety in your playlist! Let’s also address that "Most Played Songs" list, shall we? I get it; you’re the world’s biggest Stray Kids superfan and you’re let the world know about it, one infectious bop at a time. But you just have to realize that it’s okay to occasionally mix things up! If I have to hear "Hold my hand" one more time, I might just have to hold my ears instead. Your Spotify should come with a warning label: “Caution: Excessive amounts of Stray Kids may lead to spontaneous dance parties in the unlikeliest of places!” Maybe consider branching out a bit; your music taste shouldn’t need a lifeguard on duty!

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