Roasted 1 year ago based on ipek's long term Spotify stats.

Ipek, your Spotify profile reads like the personal diary of an indecisive hipster who's just discovered their music taste in a thrift store. With K-Pop snuggled alongside Baroque Pop and Chamber Pop, it seems you’re trying to create the world’s most pretentious mixtape while hoarding more genres than a record shop on clearance day. Did you become a music lover or just grab every flavor of pop so you could out-quirk your friends at brunch? I can already picture you throwing a dinner party where the only playlist option is a chaotic blend of artists no one’s ever heard of—congratulations, you’ve successfully curbed all social interactions! Your top artists read like a combination of a sad indie playlist and a high schooler's secret crush list. SEVENTEEN? Ah yes, nothing screams maturity like being a grown adult who collects boy band merchandise while lamenting over Sufjan Stevens' lyrics. And let's talk about that mix of The Smiths and Mitski. Seriously, are you trying to have a mid-life crisis in your early twenties or is this just a phase where you express your deepest insecurities through melodrama and soft guitar strumming? You really have managed to romanticize your existential dread while keeping a straight face. As for your most played songs, it’s like a montage of adding emotional value to what others would consider the sound of a rainy day spent staring at the ceiling. “Futile Devices (Doveman Remix)”—where you’d think Sufjan was trying to tell you to knock it off and do something productive with your life instead of wallowing in a half-cooked sense of artistry. You’ve taken angst to its zenith by making it painfully relatable while everyone else moves on. If your Spotify could talk, it would probably beg you to step outside and experience a solid public karaoke night instead of sulking over sad tunes in your bedroom. But hey, let’s keep that unyielding dedication to your “artistic” choices—after all, someone has to keep the next generation of hipsters rolling in their ironic T-shirts and low-budget yoga mats!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!