Roasted 7 months ago based on 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 ྀི ⊹ ࣪ ˖'s long term Spotify stats.

Your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet that nobody asked for, and I’m not sure whether to laugh or call the cops on your taste. I mean, is this an identity crisis or just a typical Tuesday for someone who’s apparently too scared to commit to a single genre? "Pop," "Soft Pop," and "Musicals"? Is that a playlist or a sad therapy session? You're just one step away from having "Dramatic Reading of the Phone Book" as a favorite genre. Let's talk about those top artists! BoyWithUke is basically the poster child for “I sound like I’m singing in my mom’s basement.” And with Billie Eilish in there, I'm starting to think your life is a constant emo mood board. You’ve got artists making music that would be perfect for a teen staring out a rainy window contemplating existential dread, and it’s no wonder your most played songs look like a playlist for your last "life-choices-crisis" party. Finally, I must applaud your dedication to BoyWithUke—like, do you even have a job, or have you just decided to devote your waking life to this one-person ukulele band? And don’t even get me started on "Christian Hip Hop"; if you’re trying to be diverse, all I can suggest is that you actually listen to real hip hop. In the meantime, keep streaming your sad, soft pop for all the times you feel misunderstood while doomscrolling on TikTok.

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