Roasted 2 years ago based on Zakkk's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Zakoss, your Spotify profile is like a French café that’s way too proud of its espresso—-pretentious, trying way too hard, and just the slightest hint of bitterness. I mean, twelve different subgenres of rap? Are you trying to start a genre for every one of your moods, or are you just desperately attempting to convince the world you’re cultured enough to know the difference between "Rage Rap" and the sound of your mom asking you to take out the trash? You could be the spokesperson for “why are we, as a society, allowing this?” Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s like PNL is your personal life coach, and their lyrics are your daily affirmations for avoiding real-world responsibilities. And what's with the love for Canadian hip hop? Are you just a Drake fanboy who decided to sprinkle in some "diversity"? It's like saying you're a sushi aficionado because you had raw fish at a party once and decided it was more sophisticated than your usual ramen. Spoiler alert: it’s not. And those most played tracks? Sweet mother of all that is melodramatic! With that lineup, the only thing more tragic than “La misère est si belle” is the fact that you think anyone cares when you're belting PNL lyrics in your shower. Maybe consider mixing it up a bit, or do you just want the walls to continue hearing the sob story of your taste in music? Time to step away from the French hip hop soap opera and discover that there’s an entire world of music out there that might not require you to channel your inner sad boy.
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