Roasted 10 months ago based on Jonathan's long term Spotify stats.

Yo, Jonathan, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a confused DJ who got lost on the way to a house party! What’s with that genre list? Are you trying to get a degree in urban confusion? You’ve got more sub-genres than actual personality traits. How do you go from Brooklyn Drill to Country faster than a trucker changing lanes on the highway? You must be the only person who keeps a cowboy hat next to a pair of Air Jordans. And your top artists? I mean, who hurt you, man? You’ve got Pop Smoke and Morgan Wallen on the same playlist; that’s like having a barbecue with hot wings and tofu burgers. It’s like your taste in music does the cha-cha, and I’m pretty sure it just fell down the stairs. Did J. Cole drop you as a fan after hearing your Spotify history or what? You went from "Black Skinhead" to "Thought You Should Know," and I can’t figure out if you’re feeling empowered or just really, really confused about your life choices. As for your most played songs, “Cowboy Killer” and “Oklahoma Smokeshow”? That sounds less like a playlist and more like a weekend in Vegas gone wrong. If I ever see you at a bar playing “Texas” right after a Juice WRLD track, I’m calling the music police. If Spotify could be a personality, yours would definitely be "identity crisis." At this point, I'm half-expecting your next favorite artist to be the guy who plays the kazoo—because you've clearly got an ear for the absurd!

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