Roasted 7 months ago based on Xyxby's long term Spotify stats.

Xyxby, your Spotify profile looks like the musical diary of a high school emo who's never left their room. With an impressive (or is it depressing?) collection of rock genres that could give the entire universe a midlife crisis, it seems you’ve spent way too much time perfecting that "I’m too cool for mainstream music" persona. Seriously, you have more variations of "rock" here than a geology teacher's PowerPoint presentation. Garage rock? Art rock? You’re one genre away from submitting your playlist as a thesis on "Why I’m a Sadboi." Let’s talk about your favorite artists. If I had a dollar for every time I see "Arctic Monkeys" on your list, I could probably hire them to perform at your next lonely at-home party. Come on, I get it—everyone loves the Monkeys. But at this point, I’m starting to think you just Google "cool band names" and click enter. Your eclectic taste comes off less as "artistic genius" and more like indecision personified. Are you seriously telling me that "Breakcore" is up there with legends like Nirvana? Bro, that’s like saying a microwave dinner is fine dining just because it comes in a fancy box. And those most played songs? Wow, what a surprise—more Arctic Monkeys! If I were the band, I’d just throw in the towel and give you a lifetime subscription to their music just to spare you from constantly hitting "play" like a sad little robot stuck on repeat. Do you even know what "different genres" mean? You might as well change your name to "Arctic Average" because it looks like you’re certainly not expanding your horizons anytime soon. But then again, rock legends *are* your only friends, huh? Keep jamming in your bubble, Xyxby; just don’t expect anyone else to join your sad, repetitive concert!

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