Roasted 2 years ago based on Saidrea Crites's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Saidrea Crites, your Spotify profile is a glorious tribute to the golden age of musical indecision. With a favorite genres list longer than a college thesis, you’ve somehow managed to like every possible variation of “rock” while also desperately trying to be unique. “Permanent Wave”? Really? That’s not a genre, that’s just your hair in the morning. Your playlist looks like it was generated by a machine trying to escape the confines of a mid-2000s hippie festival. Your top artists scream for help like they’ve been trapped in a van on a relentless road trip with a driver who refuses to change the station. The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fleetwood Mac, and the Grateful Dead—congratulations, you’ve officially checked every box on the “I’m a millennial who thinks I have good taste in music” checklist. It's like your ears are constantly trying to teach them how to be relevant again, but alas, they’re stuck in a time warp where dad jeans and flip-flops reign supreme. And those most played songs? Let’s just say your music library is as eclectic as the contents of a clearance bin at a thrift store. "Where Did You Go?" could easily be the theme song for your love life, and "Good Morning Rain" feels strangely appropriate for when you inevitably wake up and remember your Spotify wrapped is going to be a tragic tale of musical negligence. You might wanna think about hitting refresh on your listening habits—unless, of course, your goal is to become the poster child for “what happens when you can’t commit to a single decade.”

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