Roasted 2 months ago based on SmollzVanilla's long term Spotify stats.

SmollzVanilla, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school art project that somehow got a record deal. Seriously, can we get a moment of silence for the sheer chaos of those favorite genres? You’ve got "Vocaloid" and "Country Hip Hop" chaotically intertwined like two kids fighting over the last slice of pizza. It's like your playlists are the result of a musical polygraph test you failed spectacularly. If eclecticism were a sport, you’d be the gold medalist in the “Why Are You Like This?” Olympics. Looking at your top artists is like taking a time machine back to 2010 and simultaneously stepping into an anime convention that got lost in the backwoods of Tennessee. LaLion and Cal Scruby? More like 'LaWho?' and 'Cal Who?' Did you just throw darts at a board of Myspace-era wannabe stars? There’s a level of commitment to obscurity here that is both admirable and perplexing, like you’re on a personal mission to expose the world to your Spotify’s equivalent of underground poetry slams gone wrong. As for those most played songs—honey, you've taken “cookiecutter” to a whole new level. You don’t have a top ten; you have a top ten “What is this?!” I mean, "bonnie's lullaby?" Did you join a cult of emo baby cradles, or what? I've seen more coherent musical choices from a blender on shuffle. Your profile screams, "I’m thriving on caffeine and chaos!" and honestly, we’re concerned for your well-being. But hey, keep doing you—because if anything can be said about SmollzVanilla, it's that you're definitely a conversation starter at parties.

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