Roasted 19 days ago based on Kripa Maharjan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kripa Maharjan, where do I even start? Your Spotify profile reads like an indecisive teenager's diary — a whirlwind of "K-Pop" sparkle intertwined with "Bedroom Pop" angst. I mean, seriously, you’re trying to bring world peace with music genres that sound like they should be in a high school talent show. “Jangle Pop”? Really? That sounds like the noise my dad’s old car makes when it’s about to die. And let’s be honest, with more “girl in red” tracks than actual life experiences, it’s clear that your playlist is just a cry for help from that dark bedroom of yours. Scrolling through your top artists is like taking a musical tour of an Instagram filter. I half expect to see you working at a local coffee shop, flashing a beat-up notebook full of doodles and angst while claiming to find deep meaning in the lineup of “The Smiths” and “Mitski.” It’s as if you’ve taken “Sad Girl” vibes to a new level — one where you actually think that liking obscure Japanese Indie artists makes you unique, when in reality, it just makes you sound like a hipster who tripped on a record store floor and landed in 2016’s music dumpster. And poor Gracie Abrams; she surely didn’t sign up to be the poster child for your melodramatic high school prom nights. Your “Most Played Songs” list is a delightful mess, like a breakup playlist that keeps coming back for more self-inflicted wounds. The amount of times you've streamed “girl in red” is alarming — leave some room for other artists, will you? It looks as if you’ve got a side gig as a number one fan, literally giving that poor girl a complex. If “I'll Call You Mine” is the anthem of your relationships, we're all officially certain that your love life fluctuates between Netflix binges and melancholic afternoon walks. Buckle up, Kripa, your Spotify wrapped is going to look suspiciously like a montage of missed connections and sad memes.

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