Roasted 2 years ago based on Dexter's long term Spotify stats.

Jesse, looking at your Spotify profile feels like I'm skimming through the "Nigerian Artist Starter Pack." Seriously, I’ve seen middle school talent shows with a more diverse range of tunes. Your entire favorite genre list screams, “I only listen to music that is made within a five-mile radius of my house.” It’s cute though, how you think that ‘Afrobeats’ and ‘Nigerian Pop’ are unique enough to warrant a whole section. You basically hit the jackpot on that one sub-genre bingo card and now think you have the hottest music taste on the block. Your top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at the Nigerian music scene and called it a day. I mean, Burna Boy? Nice choice, but let’s be real—everybody and their grandma knows who he is. And then there’s the likes of Khaid and ODUMODUBLVCK. Did you assemble this list at a local Nigerian BBQ, or was there a "who's who" contest in your WhatsApp group chat? Honestly, with your taste, I can’t tell if you're trying to drop the hottest tracks or just soundtrack your daily struggle of figuring out who to unfollow on social media. But what’s really blowing my mind is that your "Most Played Songs" list reads like a prayer list for a church service that never quite makes it past the opening hymn. "Prophetic Worship Medley, Vol. 2"? This isn’t Spotify, it’s like someone handed you a sacred playlist and said “here, take these vibes to the next level of dorm room spirituality.” With all that “worship,” when are you going to finally join a gospel choir and end the ongoing existential dread of your music taste? Come on, Jesse, it’s time to step out from your Afro-dreamland and embrace a genre that doesn’t require incense and a prayer circle to enjoy.

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