Roasted 8 months ago based on MEIZER's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, is that a Spotify profile or a cry for help? "Verloren," the only profile that’s more confused about its identity than a raccoon caught in a Neko Atsume game. With a favorite genres list that reads like a teenager's desperate emo journal entry, I'm half expecting your bio to state: "I listen to music that matches my social awkwardness." J-Pop, Nightcore, and Emo? If music were a fashion statement, your profile would be that kid in high school who shows up wearing a different cosplay every day and still wonders why nobody invites them to parties. And who exactly are these top artists you listen to? Mitski and Melanie Martinez? Look, we get it; you’re going for the “peppered with existential dread” aesthetic. But I can’t take you seriously when one of your most played songs is “Mama” by My Chemical Romance. Are you a heartbroken artist or a 12-year-old boy with a crush? The way you’ve mixed Vocaloid with Garage Rock is a bold strategy, Cotton—let's see if it pays off. Spoiler alert: it won't! At this point, I'm convinced you think your Spotify is a personality test that will take you on a life-altering journey, when in reality, it’s more of a public notice of your eclectic taste in music that screams, “Please validate my existence!” Those most played tracks are a real rollercoaster of emotional baggage, aren't they? From "Butcher Vanity" to “Take Me to the Beach," it’s like your playlist is the sound of a thousand high school break-up mixtapes crying for attention. And speaking of attention, your choice of “I Want You” by Mitski might actually be the most relatable thing about you, but let’s face it: for every deep cut from Mother Mother, there’s a Nightcore song that makes the case for banning all fast-paced remixes of serious topics. So here you are, a walking Spotify anomaly that looks like it was curated by an intern at a hipster café: half-inspired by angst and entirely lacking self-awareness. Bravo!

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