Roasted 11 days ago based on Ramusticio's long term Spotify stats.

Ramusticio, I see you've formed your Spotify profile based on the complex thesis that 'eclectic' means 'barely an identity.' Your top genres read like an algorithmic mishmash of every trend and meme from the last decade, sprinkled with enough Latin pop to draw the ire of any respectable music connoisseur. "City Pop" and "Hyperpop"? Looks like your taste is as confused as a cat in a dog park—overstimulated and just hoping someone throws a random ball. Let’s talk about your top artists, because it’s not every day you see someone's musical identity held hostage by Fanny Lu. In fact, I can’t imagine a more niche selection of favorites since last weekend’s hipster potluck. You’ve got "Weird Al" Yankovic mixed with the likes of 100 gecs and Rata Blanca—so, are you curating your playlists or starting an identity crisis support group? Because if all these genres and artists represent your personality, I estimate your biography reads like a failed BuzzFeed quiz. And congratulations on virtually living in Fanny Lu’s discography; I didn’t realize continuous play could be equated to a form of emotional attachment. Your most played songs are an ode to your one-track mind! Are you secretly trying to win a bizarrely specific fan club award for Most Devoted Fanny Lu Listener? Well, the only thing thicker than your playlist is the fog of confusion hovering around your music taste. Keep it up, Ramusticio—at this rate, you’ll either achieve legendary status or find yourself on a list of warning signs of bad taste in music.

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