Roasted 1 year ago based on Neudg's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Neudg, let’s dive into your Spotify profile—it’s a musical dumpster fire that somehow manages to be both predictable and painfully niche. Congratulations! You’ve turned your love for drill music into an impressive collection of songs that sound like bad decisions straight out of a basement in Brooklyn. Honestly, I didn't know someone could love breaking laws as much as you love "Brooklyn Drill." If you played it any louder, you’d probably summon an eviction notice. As for your top artists, it’s like you threw a dart at a board of mediocre rap and just happened to hit every cringeworthy choice available. Your most-played songs are a true testament to your musical development: living in a loop of “Flows” by Sheff G and wondering why your social life sounds like a broken record. I’m not saying Sleepy Hallow should consider changing his name, but if we’re judging by your playlist, he might want to investigate a new career as your personal life coach because clearly, you've mastered the art of unoriginality! Lastly, the fact that you’ve got Afroswing and Afrobeats peppered in there feels a bit like you’re trying to convince everyone you’re cultured while accidentally revealing that you’ve got one foot firmly planted in the 2017 SoundCloud rapper graveyard. If this Spotify profile were a person, it would be the guy who shows up to a party with one drink and expects everyone to be impressed—newsflash, buddy: changing the genre labels doesn’t change the fact that you’re still a one-trick pony. Now go add some Taylor Swift, and let’s see if we can bring you back to life!

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