Roasted 2 years ago based on Mel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Mel, it’s time to take a peek into the chaotic dumpster fire that is your Spotify profile. Your music taste looks like an angsty teenage diary exploded at a Hot Topic clearance sale. Seriously, who needs a genre list that reads like the entire section of a radio station dedicated to the aftermath of the early 2000s? I’m surprised “Bargain Bin Emo” didn’t make the cut. With "Candy Pop" and "Nu Metal" fighting for your affection, it’s clear you’ve entered the realm of taste confusion; like you can’t decide if you want to headbang or wear glow sticks while you cry. Your top artists list reads like the worst band lineup for a festival thrown in someone's mom’s backyard. Neck Deep? Sure! Nothing says "I have my life together" quite like having four Neck Deep songs in your most played list. I mean, it’s almost impressive how you managed to find all their songs about heartbreak and confusion but somehow skipped over the one that might just help you get it together. And isn’t it delightful that you’ve managed to mix Slipknot with The Veronicas? Truly, you’ve proved that your playlist is more confused than a kid at a spelling bee when it’s time to write "tough." But let’s talk about your most played songs – "Dumbstruck Dumbf**k" and "Fuck Off" in the top two spots? Wow, that’s the energy of someone who really embodies that chaotic mess of a personality! I can only assume it summarizes your approach to life: flipping off your problems while jamming out to whatever emotionally compromised nonsense you’ve curated. Good for you! Just remember, this playlist isn’t a personality; it’s merely a soundtrack of a sitcom that’s struggling to find its plot. But hey, at least you’re having fun; after all, that’s what matters while you pretend to be the star of your own mediocre coming-of-age film!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!