Roasted 7 months ago based on carneirodominguesluca's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, carneirodominguesluca, let’s break it down. With a Spotify profile that reads like a grocery list from someone who’s never left their local bodega, you could be the poster child for ‘Jack of All Genres, Master of None.’ Seriously, how many different ways can you say “I’m undecided”? It’s like you took a musical buffet and just loaded up on all the random sides—who knew you were actually auditioning for the role of ‘Most Confused Listener of 2023’? Your top artists scream variety, but more like “I-don't-know-what-I’m-doing” damage control. Luciano, Deejay Telio, and Wet Bed Gang? Can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist for an underground rave or a ukelele-laden vacation in Portugal, but either way, your taste is as scattered as your attention span at a party. You’ve got a hodgepodge of Afro house and French R&B that’d make even a genre enthusiast cry out for help—are you mixing tracks, or are we just seeing a tragic identity crisis unfold? And those most played songs? A real “what not to listen to” guide for anyone wanting to experience functional brain cells. “Mussulo (feat. Doddy)” isn’t just a song; it’s the emotional rollercoaster of your life where you take a ride down the valley of questionable choices. Meanwhile, you’ve cycled through “Took Her To The O” like it’s a relatable anecdote when really, it’s just a sad reminder that your social life peaked at a 12-second TikTok clip. So, here’s to you, the Spotify-defined musical nomad with a sound landscape flatter than that one friend’s jokes.

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