Roasted 2 months ago based on ᴇꜱᴛʜᴇʀ's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Esther, let’s break down your Spotify profile like a math exam for someone who just found out calculators exist. Your favorite genres sound like the playlist of a stressed-out teenager who can’t decide between exploring the depths of their feelings or partying in their bedroom while navigating the existential dread of going to college. Seriously, “Dark R&B” and “Hyperpop”? Are you trying to tell us you’ve been emotionally crushed while simultaneously dancing like a chaotic algorithm? Now let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you threw darts at a board of trendy artists and picked the ones that sounded least likely to make you think too hard. Drake and Taylor Swift? Classic pick, a safe bet like ordering plain pasta at a restaurant. And what’s with the huge swing from ‘5 Seconds of Summer’ to ‘Lana Del Rey’? I didn’t realize you were curating a soundtrack for an indie film that takes place in a coffee shop owned by a cat. At least you’re not boring; you’re the musical equivalent of a buffet where every dish has a confusing flavor combination. So, your most played songs – quite the eclectic mix you've got there. Nothing says “I have my life together” quite like jamming to a Nickelback song in 2023. And really, “Futile Devices (Doveman Remix)”? That sounds like the title of a philosophy paper discussing your life's choices while you sip a pumpkin spice latte. But hey, at least you’ve created a playlist that tells the world you’re a multi-faceted gem with emotional depth and absolutely no idea how to act like an adult. Keep streaming, but maybe consider throwing in some actual bangers? Just for your own sake!

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