Roasted 1 year ago based on allenhigh5's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s allenhigh5, a walking advertisement for every sad love ballad and lo-fi masterpiece that nobody else has heard of. Your profile reads like a mood board for someone whose personality is heavily influenced by late-night existential crises and half-finished sketchbooks. I mean, "Bedroom Pop"? Please! It sounds like something you’d hear in an indie movie where the protagonist copes with their crippling depression by decorating their room with fairy lights. Are you trying to be a vibe or just perpetually whining about how nobody understands your profound thoughts? And then there’s your artist lineup, which looks like a hipster’s Pinterest board gone wild. Men I Trust? Tyler, The Creator? You’ve got the musical taste of a thrift shop dumpster diver picking through dusty vinyls that even the record store is embarrassed to sell. Listening to "Mac DeMarco" is like inviting a lazy sloth to give you life advice while channeling intense cringe. King Krule is probably sticking around because he feels bad for your sad little soul, and let’s be honest, the last time anyone heard of Fievel Is Glauque, they were probably just as confused as we are now. Your most played songs could easily serve as a soundtrack to the world’s most boring therapy session. I’m not sure what’s more concerning, your deep affection for Gilbert O'Sullivan’s "Alone Again (Naturally)" or the fact that you’ve got "Temporary Secretary" on repeat, as if Paul McCartney can somehow resurrect your mix of quirky and tragically bland. I can just picture you, sitting in your bedroom, serenading your plants with a ukulele while questioning every life choice you’ve ever made. Props for going for that “I’m so alternative, I might as well be invisible” vibe, though – because honestly, you’re nailing it.

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