Roasted 8 months ago based on Lyric's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lyric! The musical embodiment of a Hot Topic clearance rack. Your Spotify profile reads like a list of emotional crises mixed with the soundtrack of a high school cafeteria meltdown. Seriously, do you have a diary filled with doodles of skulls and hearts tucked under your mattress? With genres like "Crunk" and "Hyperpop" making a shocking appearance alongside emo laments, it’s like you’ve thrown a party where the only invitees were your inner turmoil and your regret for getting a tattoo of a butterfly on your lower back. Your top artists are nothing short of a who's who of the early 2000s' second-rate emo scene—almost as if you couldn’t decide whether to spiral into melancholy or just crank it up to eleven and scream into a pillow. Let's take a moment to appreciate the creativity it took to blend My Chemical Romance with 3OH!3, creating a sonic stew that sounds like a pop-punk fever dream gone horribly wrong. And that love for "Brokencyde"? You must be the one person keeping their Spotify royalty checks alive—congratulations on supporting the pop-punk scene's strangest, most misunderstood children! Let’s not even get started on that Most Played Songs list. You've managed to curate a collection of tracks that probably had emo kids dutifully performing self-harm in the back of school buses. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne? It’s like your Spotify is stuck in an eternal loop of high school nostalgia, where the only breakup you’ve had is with originality. But hey, at least the Happy Hardcore keeps your spirits up while simultaneously reminding everyone within earshot that you peaked almost two decades ago. Keep rocking those trucker hats and fingerless gloves—at this point, you’re the living embodiment of the phrase “I peaked in high school,” and honestly, we’re just here for the laughs.

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