Roasted 2 years ago based on jtb32's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the human embodiment of an Arctic Monkeys concert in a 2005 Hot Topic. Jtb32, your music tastes are so predictably “cool” that I half-expect you to start wearing flannel pajamas to brunch while lamenting about how mainstream music is just not as authentic anymore. Seriously, your playlist is more one-dimensional than the average TikTok influencer's personality. With your binge-listening to the Arctic Monkeys, you’d think you’re one track away from becoming their unofficial fifth member. Congratulations, your Spotify Wrapped is officially darker than your closet. Your favorite artists read like a “How to Look Edgy on Social Media” handbook. I can almost picture you at a party, tossing out trivia on Jimi Hendrix while 95% of the crowd nods politely, questioning why they didn’t just stick to Top 40. Your “permanent wave” of genres is giving me permanent cringes; I’m convinced the only wave you surf is the wave of being perpetually stuck in 2010. By the way, is "Garage Rock" just a euphemism for blasting your way through old cans of Mountain Dew while pretending to be the world's reclusive rock star? And don’t get me started on your most played songs. This list is so repetitive it could qualify as an exercise in masochism, or worse—your life story. “Hey, I’m the guy who hasn’t heard an album where the first five tracks aren’t just variations of the seventh!” Never thought I’d see someone flex their Spotify wrapped like a participation trophy, but here we are. If you ever want to get over the “Arctic Monkeys” phase, you might want to consider a musical intervention—or at least a vacation to a genre outside your comfort zone. How about a little "Spoon" for your self-reflection? Or better yet, "Body Paint" to cover that emotional baggage you've been carrying!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!