Roasted 2 days ago based on kareemm..'s long term Spotify stats.

Kareemm, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster wannabe's obligatory check-list for coolness. With more Kanye on repeat than a sleep-deprived fan at a 24-hour listening party, it's clear you might want to diversify your playlist beyond the rap-trap vortex you’re spiraling into. I mean, come on—at this point, even the algorithm is begging you to hit shuffle somewhere outside of 'Dark R&B' and the sad boy anthems you’ve been wallowing in like this is a therapy session. You say your top artists include the crème de la crème, yet one glance at your faves screams "I am a deep thinker!" with a side of “please like me.” Drake, J. Cole, and Kanye? You’ve got the essential recipe for your average brunch enthusiast’s Spotify account. It’s like you’re preparing for a career as a social media influencer who has never met a real human heart, opting instead to rely on the cold, pixelated comfort of recycled beats and autoplays. You’re about as original as a “Chill Vibes Only” playlist in a café where people drink oat milk lattes and insist they can taste the the daylight in their food. And let’s talk about your most played songs—if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were sending a public SOS to the musical gods, pleading for help with your emotional baggage. Truly, "Devil In A New Dress" seems indicative of your love life: complex, occasionally brilliant, but mostly just exhausting. Newsflash, my friend — running back to the same artists in an endless loop won’t get you the emotional catharsis you’re clearly after. You’re trying to channel the heartbreak of a thousand indie films, but all you're managing is a mediocre montage of the same repetitive emotions. Time to hit the 'discover' button, because clearly, you need a break from both your self-imposed sad boy narrative and your artist crushes!

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