Roasted 2 years ago based on Coni Gorigoitia's long term Spotify stats.

Coni Gorigoitia, your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess—a kaleidoscope of identity confusion. Pop, rock, Chilean rock, Latin alternative... it’s like you threw a musical dart at a board of genres and then gave it a spin. Do you even know who you are? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next favorite genre is “sounds I make in the shower.” You could probably claim to like 'ethereal soundscapes' and nobody would bat an eye—just because they’re too scared of getting dragged into your musical Bermuda Triangle. Your top artists look like a colorful collage of your middle school emo phase, with a sprinkle of cultural appropriation. I mean, who doesn’t love a little My Chemical Romance nostalgia with their morning coffee? And speaking of your most played songs, I couldn’t help but notice “The Path of the Wind” from “My Neighbor Totoro”—a soundtrack to your existential crisis, perhaps? You’ve got more personalities than those K-Pop groups you love so much. It’s like your playlist went to therapy and came back with too many identities to handle! Finally, let’s talk about your obsession with bad Bunny and Selena Gomez. Are you trying to form a pop supergroup with your life choices? It’s like you’re collecting the soundtrack for every awkward moment in a telenovela. I genuinely can’t decide if you’re a music lover or just a person who takes longer to choose a song than to actually listen to it. Remember, Coni, no matter how eclectic your tastes are, you can’t actually sidestep your own cringe. Maybe channel some of that energy into finding a therapist—your Spotify will thank you for it!

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