Roasted 6 months ago based on nikoleta's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nikoleta, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster who's been stuck in a time warp since 1975. It's like you resurrected an old record store and stuffed it into your ears, only to discover that every other genre dove off a cliff while you were too busy jamming to Bowie's finest and saying, "But isn't glam rock just the best?" Let's be real: the only time your taste in music could be considered classic is if we’re talking about a museum exhibit on what not to play at a party. You might want to sprinkle some fresh beats in there, because it's clear you’ve been surreptitiously hoarding soundtracks like they’re Pokémon cards you hope will eventually gain value. Christmas music? Really? Nothing screams “I give up” quite like having "Jingle Bells" nestled next to "Proto-Punk." I can almost hear Santa whispering, “This is what you get for being a Christmas playlist enthusiast.” The only thing more dated than your love for acid rock is the fact that “Come Together” has more remasters than your dating life has rejections. And let's talk about those “most played songs” for a second. If I see “Falling” by Harry Styles next to anything remotely legendary, I’m questioning every inch of your taste. Sure, he’s the king of the pop charts, but you’d think with all that rock loyalty, you’d be at least trying to blend in with some real legends instead of crying into your unicorn-shaped vinyl collection. No one is impressed by how many times you've revisited songs that scream nostalgia when you can barely even remember your last dance move. So, Nikoleta, here's a pro tip: rock on, but maybe think about hitting shuffle on any other genre while you're at it!

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