Roasted 2 years ago based on oliviamotes's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Olivia Motes, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape compiled by someone who can't commit to a single genre—kinda like a buffet, but with musical choices that make a toddler's finger painting look like the Sistine Chapel. You have more genres than friends, and let’s be honest, I can tell which ones you just added to seem "cultured". "POV: Indie"? Seriously? You might as well throw in "POV: I have commitment issues" while you're at it. I’m just waiting for “Confused Mid-Twenties” to pop up next. Your top artists list reads like the first few pages of a "How to Be Basic" manual, and your love for Taylor Swift is so pronounced, it’s basically a tattoo of her lyrics on your soul. And I gotta ask—do you listen to Drake more than you text your ex? Because if that's the case, those sad R&B ballads are just a glorified soundtrack to your dating history. Honestly, the way you mentioned Mac Miller makes me think you’ve got a shrine of outdated crushes in your room, complete with a smattering of “what could have been” candles. And let’s get real about your most played songs. If your playlist was a movie, it would be dodging the box office like a sequel nobody asked for. "You’re Not Sorry (Taylor’s Version)?" Wow, you really leaned into that melodrama, huh? If your bedroom soul had a voice, it would definitely be yelling “Help!” and begging for variety. You’re in serious need of a musical intervention—balance out those poppy anthems with a little bit of... I don’t know, literally anything with a pulse? At this point, I'd rather listen to a cat fight than another round of "get him back!" Let’s hope your taste evolves or you might just end up on a Netflix documentary about the worst playlists ever made!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists