Roasted 6 months ago based on krutyie's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Krutyie, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a K-Pop fanatic who accidentally joined a Bollywood dance class and decided to dive into a whole cultural buffet without a hint of taste. With a collection that proudly includes "Noise Music" right next to "K-Ballad," it's clear you have all the musical discernment of a toddler playing the triangle. Your taste is so eclectic that even a moth would think twice before fluttering near that confused playlist. I can just imagine the existential crisis you had—do you want to pop, rock, or just make people question their reality with every play? Looking at your top artists, I can’t help but wonder: are you trying to set a record for the “World’s Most Obsessive Teenager”? A mix of TREASURE and Taylor Swift suggests you’re gearing up for either the best sleepover of 2023 or a karaoke night that might end in tears—mostly yours. I’m surprised your phone battery can handle the emotional rollercoaster you're on, constantly switching from hyper K-Pop choreography to heartbreaking Swift ballads. Maybe it’s time to stop adding to that shrine of audio disappointment and realize you have the attention span of a goldfish that's just discovered water. And then there are your most played songs—nine entries by TREASURE? What are you trying to prove? That you can survive on an exclusive diet of bubblegum pop and melodrama? Raw talent is one thing, but shrieking about "LAST NIGHT" like it's the anthem of your life isn’t the flex you think it is. Do you only play their songs to drown out your reality? Because it looks like the only thing you’re listening to is your own bad decision-making. Wake up, Krutyie! There’s a whole world out there besides your K-Pop obsession—and despite the noise music, we can still hear you.
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