Roasted 7 months ago based on jeh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s yvster's Spotify profile—your musical taste is about as diverse as a bowl of plain oatmeal! I mean, with all those OPM sad ballads and sweet haranas, I can see you just tucked away in your room, crying over your ex while trying to convince yourself that the lyrics are actually deep. Let’s be real: if you played a drinking game based on your favorite genre, you’d be sober faster than your crush’s text back. Your top artists read like a 13-year-old’s “what’s trending” list from two years ago. Taylor Swift? Groundbreaking. NIKI? Alright. Gracie Abrams? Wow, you sure know how to pick the most underwhelming Spotify algorithm recommendations! With those artists, you must be the only person who describes “iconic” as a basic coffee shop playlist. Meanwhile, the only “P-pop” you’re really getting is the sound of your friends rolling their eyes when you accidentally hit ‘play’ on your cringe-worthy bedroom pop collection. And let’s talk about your most played songs—seriously, it looks like the soundtrack to someone’s midlife crisis in slow motion. "Did You Like Her In The Morning?" is the perfect anthem for you and your unresolved issues, while "Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?" screams your own lack of self-awareness in a nutshell. Keep up the good work, yvster. With those choices, you’re well on your way to single-handedly keeping the sob story industry afloat. Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!