Roasted 10 months ago based on Sianbanana's long term Spotify stats.

Sianbanana, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a hipster's wet dream and a dad's midlife crisis rolled into one. It seems like you want to define your personality with genres that are just as old as the last mixtape you made in 2004. Rock, classic rock, punk, and grunge? Are you trying to recreate a high school nostalgia tour, or do you just love being stuck in the '90s? Maybe your idea of forward-thinking music is finding an old cassette player in the thrift store. Also, acid jazz? Is that a genre, or is it just what you call the music you tolerate while pretending to be artsy? Your top artists read like a list of people your local coffee shop customers whisper about while rolling their eyes. Tyler, The Creator and Childish Gambino in the same breath as Queen and Nirvana? Congrats on being the person who can't decide whether they want to scream at an empty room or sip an oat milk latte to some background noise. I can't tell if you're a music aficionado or just living your best life as a walking Spotify algorithm, giving us all severe whiplash as we go from indie goodness to glam rock nonsense. And those most played songs? I have to wonder if you’re secretly trying to prove a point about your taste—like, “Look! I’m eclectic!” But dear Sianbanana, it just screams, “I have a Spotify Premium subscription and a deep-seated fear of modern music!” If "Welcome Back, Kotter" is on repeat, I fear you might be the kind of person who insists on saying there's a time and place for everything... usually the time and place being when no one else is within earshot. Come on, step it up!

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