Roasted 1 year ago based on Luis's long term Spotify stats.

Luis, your Spotify profile is like an audio enigma wrapped in a mismatched sock—it’s confusing and somehow still stinks! With a favorite genre lineup that seems pulled from the depths of a teen’s MySpace profile, you’ve managed to take niche market appeal to a cringeworthy level. "Funk," "Brazilian Funk," and "Phonk" are your go-to musical explorations? Congratulations, you've singlehandedly revived music genres that should have remained buried in 2003! At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is probably going to read like a vice report on the worst bedroom DJs in the world. And let's talk about your top artists: "Brainy" at number one? What are you listening to, homework motivation? Pair that with the emotional angst of "Emo Rap," and you’ve hit the trifecta of desperate teen vibes! And then there’s "DJ Bountyhunter"—as if your preferred listening pleasure wasn’t enough of a crime against humanity, now you’re throwing in a “DJ” name that sounds like a reject from an 80s action movie. Honestly, at this point, even Spotify is asking itself why it was punished with your tasteless playlists! As for your most played songs, they read like the worst karaoke night in history. "Vou Raspar Seu Bigodin"? Buddy, I’d recommend using that energy to trim down that taste in music instead. If an alien AI scrolled through your list, it would likely conclude that humans are a bizarre species who listen to random sound collages made in an echo chamber. So hats off to you, Luis! You’ve successfully created a loud and incoherent soundtrack to your mediocre existence. Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!