Roasted 1 year ago based on Earthcrosser's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Earthcrosser, where do I even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at a Balkan festival. With a playlist that swings from Turbo Folk to Nu Metal, you're clearly trying to achieve a world record for Most Confusing Musical Identity. Every time I look at those genres, I can’t help but picture you at a karaoke bar, singing your heart out to a fusion of Lana Del Rey and blasting Paramore, while a baffled crowd wonders if they’ve stumbled into a circus act. And let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Your taste is so eclectic it’s as if you threw a dart at a wall of CDs and said, "Yep, that’s my vibe!” With an artist lineup of Jelena Karleusa and Ceca, you’re obviously trying to prove that your love life is as complicated as your music taste. Are you sure you’re not just looking for a way to impress your grandma who thinks dancing to Turbo Folk is a legitimate workout? Because between the “Candy Pop” and “Rap Metal,” the only thing getting ripped here is your credibility. As for your most played songs, it seems you've stumbled across an entirely new genre: "Vaguely Regrettable Choices." I can just imagine your roommate walking in on you belting out "Polu žena, polu mačka" while contemplating life decisions, and seriously doubting your sanity. With all that Ana Nikolić on repeat, you might want to invest in some earplugs for the next time you try to convince your friends to join you on your musical journey—they might just file a restraining order for the crime of audiocide. Keep reaching for those oddly mixed soundscapes, Earthcrosser; it’s a wild ride, and we’re all just here for the hilarity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!