Roasted 2 months ago based on '*•.¸♡Mia♡¸.•*''s long term Spotify stats.

Mia, looking at your Spotify profile is like peering into a wildly chaotic mixtape made by someone who can’t commit to a single genre—your favorite genres list is basically a Taylor Swift breakup album of musical identity crises. Seriously, K-pop and corridos? It’s as if your headphones are trying to stage a musical revolt between a teen's boy band obsession and a mariachi band. No wonder you topped the charts in confusion—your playlist sounds like a Mexican fiesta crashed by a K-pop flash mob at 2 AM! And then we get to your artists: ENHYPEN, BLACKPINK, and Lana Del Rey? Your top artists list reads like someone trying to win a "most random musical taste" contest. Are you secretly preparing for a pop culture war or just trying to confuse your friends? I can only picture the baffled expressions on their faces when you shuffle from a heart-wrenching ballad about existential dread to a song about tacos and pleasure on a Saturday night—only to mellow it down with sad sierreño. It's a miracle your speakers haven't blown up from the sheer genre whiplash! As for your most played songs… "1-800-hot-n-fun" and "NO HAY LEY"? Honestly, they should come with a disclaimer for unsuspecting listeners: "Warning: May cause spontaneous dancing and excessive eye-rolling." Your music taste sounds like a karaoke night gone awry after one too many margaritas. Keep living your best life, Mia—just remember to check your playlist before hopping into a party, or you might end up being the DJ everyone silently mutters about while plotting their escape.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!