Roasted 10 months ago based on Carter Nielsen's long term Spotify stats.

Carter Nielsen, the only person I know who can dance between church pews and a pop-punk mosh pit without breaking a sweat. Your Spotify profile reads like the aftermath of a youth pastor's midlife crisis. I mean, "Christian Hip Hop" and "Pop Punk"? That's like mixing holy water with Monster Energy—what's next, a remix of "Amazing Grace" featuring Playboi Carti? At this point, I half-expect you to drop an album titled "Worship & Risky Decisions," because clearly, your taste buds for music are just as confused as your wardrobe. Your favorite artists read like a glorified list of the national Christian praise and promotion tour, complete with a sprinkle of Blink-182 for street cred. I half-expected there to be an album cover photo of you wearing a cross and flannel while skateboarding to youth group. I appreciate your effort to impress the crowd, but let’s face it: the only reason you’re still rocking to "for KING & COUNTRY" is because you think it might get you into heaven faster if you keep the playlist holy. Spoiler alert: it won’t work, and neither will those "cool" concert T-shirts from the '90s. Looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve got the spiritual vibe down pat, but where's the edge? "Father Stretch" by the Sunday Service Choir? Really, Carter? A song so holy it practically glows? I bet when you listen to “WALK” by Hulvey you strut around your living room like you’re the second coming of Moses. Just admit it, your Spotify is the soundtrack of a crusade turned avant-garde art installation—an impressive balancing act of rocking out and saving souls. But remember, bro, one more “Worship” song, and I’m calling your mom, because clearly this is your cry for help!

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