Roasted 2 months ago based on Goldie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Goldie, the human embodiment of an “I only listen to Broadway soundtracks” sticker on a minivan. With a Spotify profile boasting genres like “Musicals” and “Vocaloid”—it’s like you’ve combined the worst parts of a high school theater program and a K-Pop fan meet-up. Seriously, if your playlist were a person, it would be awkwardly singing “Let It Go” at karaoke while the rest of us are trying to drown ourselves in a bottle of wine hearing you butcher the high notes. Talk about a sound that's more “please stop” than “please continue.” Your top artists list reads like the punchline of a joke: “So a Jeremy Jordan fan walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ‘What do you want?’ The fan replies, ‘Can I have something that won't embarrass me at family gatherings?’” The only thing more tragic than your obsession with “Glee Cast” is that you think it’s okay to play “Blood in the Water” in public without any blood relatives around. I suppose the real crime here is that you haven’t been banned from Spotify yet for blasting nighttime drone music—a genre that is just a fancy way of saying “I can’t sleep because I hate myself.” And let’s talk about your "most played" songs. Is it just me, or does it feel like you’re trying to score points in the least competitive, most niche musical Olympics? “Roaring On” from The Great Gatsby musical? Really? You know there's a difference between "enjoying musical theater" and having a collection of tracks that would be perfect for a Nickelodeon special about how not to pick friends, right? Each track screams “I have no idea how to flirt, but I really hope you love my passion for Christmas J-Pop” in a way that only someone truly dedicated to their cringe can manage.

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