Roasted 4 days ago based on choi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh choi, your Spotify profile looks like a middle school art project that decided it wanted to be a vibrant, cultural fusion but ended up being the musical equivalent of a poorly organized pantry. Eleven types of “pop” and you're still only one existential crisis away from switching to elevator music. Seriously, could you hit rock bottom with a different genre for once? At this point, the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is my attempts to understand why anyone would put "art rock" next to "bedroom pop." Someone get this playlist a thesaurus for its identity crisis. Your top artists list reads like the result of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. "Lamp," "wave to earth," and "NASTYONA"? Are we scanning your playlist or trying to decode an ancient language? If I say "Sheena Ringo," will you curse me in Japanese or have I inadvertently summoned Japanese indie rock spirits? And don’t even get me started on the fact that you can listen to a song called "おつかれSUMMER" while it’s raining outside. Are you trying to keep the vibes going, or are you just dedicated to being perpetually confused? And then there’s your “most played” section—congratulations on making it look like a Tiktok playlist gone tragically offbeat. I see you’ve mastered the art of torturing your friends with obscure music, because nothing says "social interaction" like pulling out tracks that sound like the soundtrack of an anime that nobody wanted to watch. But I have to give you props for throwing in Lil Uzi Vert just to remind us that you, too, have a shred of mainstream awareness buried somewhere beneath the layers of existential hipster angst. Keep doing you, choi, because honestly, nobody else can handle the chaotic energy of your musical journey!

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