Roasted 2 years ago based on Sumerian Comics's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Sumerian Comics – where the musical taste is as diverse as a McDonald's menu but with the nutritional value of a soggy cardboard box. Seriously, "Neon Pop Punk"?! The only thing more confusing than that genre is how you’re still somehow alive after subjecting yourself to a lifetime of Screamo. You’ve managed to create a playlist that feels like a chaotic mid-2000s MySpace page threw up and someone thought, “Yeah, this is peak musical artistry.” Your top artists read like a sad secret meeting of angsty teenagers wearing too many band tees. Blink-182 and zebrahead? Is it 2005 again? It’s remarkable how you can love both “Pop Emo” and “Metalcore” simultaneously, almost like you just can't decide if you want your breakdowns with a side of heartache or a scoop of bad decisions. And let's not overlook those titles: “SICK OF IT*” and “F U N In Funeral” – how perfectly you capture your inner angst with a sprinkle of existential dread, as if the average therapy bill wasn’t already high enough! And those most played songs? They read like a spooky mixtape project from someone who really needs to reevaluate their life choices. “Licking on a Knife for Fun”? I'd recommend therapy instead, but hey, at least you're committed to exploring the darker side of life through pop punk nostalgia. Your musical journey makes me wonder if you've ever considered a career as a professional sad boy, or if that’s just a hobby you prefer not to announce. Either way, keep shuffling those tracks – you’re the poster child for why music streaming services let you delete songs.

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