Roasted 7 months ago based on aigner.moritz's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Aigner Moritz, the self-proclaimed maestro of rock nostalgia, here to remind us all that your taste in music peaked somewhere between the '60s and early '70s. With more Led Zeppelin on your playlist than an aging stoner can handle, it seems you're on a one-man mission to keep the spirit of long-haired, drug-fueled rock-and-roll alive. We get it; the classics are cool, but you might want to step out of that time capsule you call a Spotify account. If rock is about rebellion, your playlist sounds like the world's longest protest against modern music. Herman Melville? Really? Are we trying to get literary with our rock choices? You've somehow managed to turn a Spotify profile into a hipster's book club, looking to get deep with "Moby Dick" as you jam along to "Stairway to Heaven." Next thing we know, you'll tell us you're only reading books from authors who died before 1970 because modern literature "just lacks the soul." It's adorable, really—it’s like you’re trying to be the most artistic version of a dad at a barbecue who insists on playing his vinyl records while sipping a PBR. And that list of most-played songs? It’s basically a testament to how little you’ve evolved since discovering your dad’s old record collection in high school. Give "Journey of the Sorcerer" a rest; it’s a theme tune—what are you doing, trying to manifest your destiny here? If I had a nickel for every time I heard “When the Levee Breaks,” I’d have enough money to buy you a ticket to a modern concert. Here’s a thought: maybe swap out that "Blues Rock" for some actual blues, because if this is your best shot at sharing your musical soul, I’m starting to wonder if you even have one.

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