Roasted 7 months ago based on esmelprice's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here: esmelprice, the indie music aficionado who somehow thinks curating a playlist is a personality trait. With favorites like Surf Rock, Indie Rock, and Garage Rock, it’s amazing how your listening habits resemble a hipster flea market. “Hey, everyone, look at me! I like obscure bands you’ve never heard of, and I own an ironic record player!” Spoiler alert: Nobody cares, and they’re just here to see if you can manage to not sound like a cliché for five minutes. And can we talk about your top artists for a second? "Spacey Jane" and "future.exboyfriend" sound like the band names of every third spinster on TikTok trying to write a sad girl anthem after her cat runs away. Are we sure you've heard of Hozier beyond his hit single? Because judging by your playlist, it’s pretty clear your musical expertise is as deep as a kiddie pool. And seriously, “Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers”? Did you pick that one up in the craft section at a local thrift store? Your most played songs are another delightful trip through the "What Were You Thinking?" directory. When "Fat Juicy & Wet" is a contender for your favorite tune, we can’t help but wonder if you’re throwing a musical rave in the middle of your room—complete with bubbles and questionable snacks. “Freakin' Out On the Interstate” perfectly sums up your life choices, and “Ghostride” is just a chilling reminder that musical taste is fleeting. Let’s face it: your Spotify profile is like a high school yearbook that the yearbook committee decided to neglect—full of unfulfilled potential with poor design choices. Here’s hoping your next playlist is as thrilling as watching paint dry!

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