Roasted 6 months ago based on intanvdb🧚‍♀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Intyyy, are you really trying to sell me on the idea that your music taste isn’t just a desperate attempt to sound cultured while sobbing into a bowl of French fries? With a playlist like that, you’re either an international spy trying to blend in or just a chronic indecisive listener who can't commit to a single genre. I mean, seriously—do you have a personality or are you just collecting genres like Pokémon cards, hoping to catch 'em all and somehow achieve musical enlightenment? Your top artists are as scattered as your attention span during a Zoom meeting. Megan Thee Stallion and damn near every variant of "trap" serve as the perfect soundtrack for someone who can’t figure out whether they’re feeling sultry or just want to dance like they've had one too many at a taco truck. And what's with your obsession with DYSTINCT? It's like you’re trying to create a cult following for a guy who’s barely known outside of your basement. Give it up, my dude. Maybe focus on artists who don’t sound like they just crawled out of a SoundCloud algorithm septic tank. And let's not even get started on your most played songs. "Booty Wurk (One Cheek At a Time)"? Really? It's almost as if you made a conscious choice to highlight just how little you have going on in your life. You clearly don't just listen to music—you curate a soundtrack for your awkward moments! But hey, kudos to you for mastering the fine art of listening to the same DYSTINCT tracks over and over again while proclaiming you're "into diverse music." Looking at your profile makes me hope your playlists come with a warning: “Playing may cause unsolicited eye rolls from responsible humans.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!