Roasted 1 month ago based on cam goce's long term Spotify stats.

Why does your Spotify profile read like the playlist for a teen girl’s sleepover in 2016? I've seen more variety at a buffet where everything is just pizza and chicken nuggets. “Pop”? “R&B”? You could open your own “I’m Way Too Basic” label. And let’s not even start on the P-pop – do you have any idea what year it is, or are you trapped in a K-drama binge? At this point, your musical taste is basically a time machine taking people straight back to a cringy high school phase we all thought we left behind. Your top artists could not scream “I’m here for the drama” any louder. I mean, Taylor Swift? Really? If the lyrics to her breakup ballads contain even a hint of your love life, it must read like a tragicomedy with a twist ending where absolutely no one wins. And can we just take a moment to appreciate that you still have One Direction in your top ten? Trying to relive your preteen years, are we? Newsflash: Harry Styles has moved on, and so should you. Then there's your most played songs. “Magnets”? More like “Magnet for embarrassment.” “Hailey” by Justin Bieber? Are you sure that’s not the soundtrack to the next cringe compilation? Every time you hit play on a Travis Scott song, an asthmatic hipster cries in a coffee shop somewhere. And “Someone To Stay” by Vancouver Sleep Clinic? Sounds cute until you find out it's the theme for why your phone is stuck on “Do Not Disturb.” I’m just saying, your Spotify could use a serious intervention – or at least a swift kick into the 21st century.

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