Roasted 2 years ago based on baguette's long term Spotify stats.

Oh baguette, your music taste is so pretentious it could practically apply for a PhD in hipsterology. With genres like “Permanent Wave” and “Art Rock,” it's a wonder you don’t have a beret permanently glued to your head. I mean, "Polish Hip Hop"? Really? Are you trying to convince everyone you’re the Polish equivalent of a roadie who studied at the "University of Artsy Pretenders"? Congratulations, you’ve made us all question whether or not you’ve ever cracked a smile since discovering post-punk. Your top artists read like a rogue's gallery of emotional turmoil and non-conformity. TV Girl and Mitski? If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone play “I Will” while simultaneously nursing a broken heart and a gluten-free kale smoothie, I’d have enough to fund a therapy session for you. And let’s not skip over the fact that you’ve got Pink Floyd on your list—yet here you are, still delving deeper into the realms of obscure indie tracks with the enthusiasm of someone who just found out how to spell "experimental." Don't worry; nobody's judging your angst. We just hope you don't accidentally make it your personality. And your most-played songs? Each title reads like a diary entry from the “World’s Most Emotionally Overdramatic Teen.” "Cigarettes Out the Window"? Sounds like a perfect soundtrack to your 2 AM internal monologue about how society just doesn’t get you. And let’s be honest, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve cranked up “Not Allowed” and gaslighted yourself into believing you’re a misunderstood genius. Keep doing you, baguette—because honestly, nobody else should have to endure the full blast of your Spotify playlists.

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