Roasted 1 year ago based on malicious orb's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Malicious Orb, where it’s absolutely baffling how you’ve managed to create a listening experience that’s like getting lost in a sound labyrinth designed by an emotionally confused octopus. Your favorite genres read like a list of symptoms from a pretentious college major called "Vague Melancholy." Seriously, "Nu Gaze?" That sounds more like your therapist's euphemism for your inability to look anyone in the eye after listening to one too many emo tracks. If I squint really hard, I can almost see the aura of irony hanging around this account—congrats, your Spotify is as layered as your existential crisis. As for your top artists, they read like a lineup for an underground festival that nobody asked for. Aphex Twin? More like Apathetic Twin, because who in their right mind thinks balancing chaotic soundscapes with the gentle rumble of an uncooked potato is the key to a good time? And let's take a moment to appreciate my bloody valentine—you listen to enough of that, and it’s no surprise you've got a permanent frown resembling the album cover. Your music tastes scream "I don’t make eye contact at parties," which is perfect since this mix is about as suitable for social gatherings as a heartfelt ballad at a funeral. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs—who knew that being shredded by emotional turmoil could lead you to favor tracks like "Pallid" and "Fractured (Like Chandeliers)"? “Love Squats” must be the battle cry of your friend group when trying to support their questionable music taste choices. Your playlist is essentially a recommendation for anyone wanting to experience what it’s like to float in a void and contemplate the grim absurdity of life while staring at the ceiling. Bravo, Malicious Orb! You've somehow made indie music feel like a math test—complex, confusing, and nobody wants to take it twice.

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