Roasted 2 months ago based on musa's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, gg, the undisputed king of the underground drill scene! I see you've curated a list of genres that could only be described as “how many ways can we say the same thing?” It’s as if you discovered the concept of music and decided to pick the most aggressive name possible for every single genre. I can only assume you believe diversity in sound is just mixing together various ways to rap about weapons and heartache. "UK Grime," "New York Drill," and "Brazilian Phonk" - do you ever get tired of waving your flag for sadness and violence? Because my ears are starting to bleed from the overwhelming monotony. And your top artists? Digga, Central Cee, and a whole bunch of other names that look like a randomly generated word cloud. I swear, if "Nemzzz" isn't your cousin you owe money to, then I'm genuinely concerned about the state of your music taste. You must be the only person who can effortlessly move from violently intense beats to The Weeknd's smooth style without a hint of irony. Is there a hidden drill version of "Blinding Lights" that we're all missing? Or are you just trying to play "guess what mood I'm in" through your Spotify playlist, which ranges from edgy to... let’s call it "slightly less edgy"? And those most played songs? The only thing thicker than your selection of drill tracks is the irony in having “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” by Stromae mixed in there. You know it's okay to have other songs, right? But nah, who needs variety when you can obsessively listen to drill anthems while plotting your next TikTok dance? You might want to consider a balancing act before your Spotify Wrapped starts looking like a mood board for an angsty teen’s diary. But hey, as long as you enjoy your chaotic mix of phonk, grime, and "dark ambient" noise – because God knows we all need a little existential dread with our playlists – go on and keep serving that musical confusion.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!