Roasted 7 months ago based on coco's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, party4sure, it looks like you’re throwing the kind of shindig where the only thing getting wild is your Spotify playlist. Seriously, how many versions of “R&B” do you actually need? Calling it "alternative" or "dark" doesn’t change the fact that you voluntarily listen to tracks that sound like they're the background music for a heartbroken hipster in a coffee shop circa 2016. This isn’t a party; it’s a therapy session masked as a boombox throwback, and therapy ain't cheap, so let’s address that, shall we? And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve decided to crown PARTYNEXTDOOR as your main act, who sounds like the guy at a house party that keeps mistaking the living room for a romantic setting. Meanwhile, your love affair with Mariah the Scientist is giving me major “I wear socks with sandals” energy. At least the Faiyaz vibes finally make sense because if you’re going this hard for artists nobody’s heard of outside a niche Twitter account, you’re definitely sending those signal boosts to the Bermuda Triangle of music tastes. Then there's your most played songs list, where tracks are literally titled with random letters and phrases that make you sound like you lost a game of Scrabble with a thesaurus. “M a k e I t T o T h e M o r n i n g” — is this your cry for help or your morning alarm? And the only “sticky” I see here is your inability to let go of that drill phase. You’ve turned your listening history into a soundtrack for a lifetime of regret and awkward dances at functions where even the punch bowl feels judged. If you’re trying to throw a party, at least get a new list of songs that don’t make everyone contemplate their life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!